Two nights ago, found myself in a dream in which Janice Dickinson, has-been model and current judge on America's Next Top Model, was instructing me on make-up techniques (somehow I ended up as a contestant). The lessons that she instructed me in transcended the boundaries of age and made me look much more youthful without the aid of cosmetic surgery.

I found this interesting on two levels... one, that I did look remarkably young despite the drag queen look that I had and, two, because Ms. Dickinson has had so much surgery that her lessons bordered on hypocritical.

The other thing I remember vividly was the gold lame dress that I was wearing.... It was fabulous!

Regardless of my happy feeling during the dream, I don't think that the photo shoot went too well. Hard to tell really... I woke up just before the shoot started...